UPDATE! Occasionally, I’m callous and strange. Last month he’s the freak with jicama breath who waxes his back. Freedom is life’s great lie. Don’t strain your brain trying, then. Might break something. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster. It’s about women. Military people don’t make out with science people. You’ll fight, and you’ll shag, and you’ll hate each other ’til it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends. Can you just be kissing me now? I swallowed a bug.
Did you know that the only animal in the animals crackers that has clothes is the monkey? It eats you, starting with your bottom.
Woman, you are completely off your nut. Occasionally, I’m callous and strange. Okay, uh, I’m lost. I’m angry. And I’m armed. Someone else’s loss is my chocolatey goodness. Welcome to the future, where cars fly, robots serve our every whim, and genetically engineered dinosaurs rule the Earth. We’re gonna explode? I don’t wanna explode. Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my Gorram ship for no apparent reason? And that’d be where you find stored such things as empathy, compassion, an aversion to disemboweling puppies. Planet’s coming up a mite fast.