Winning over your enemy, the one person guaranteed to reject everything you are, that’s real love. She is the slayer. This may come as a shock, but I’m actually not very good at talking to girls. Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they’re too busy with their own. Little man loved fire. No, a bad day is when someone’s yellin’ spooks the cattle. I’ll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there’s a woman. Or if I’m getting paid. Mostly when I’m getting paid. From now on, we’re gonna have a little less ritual, and a little more fun around here!
You’re lesbians, so the hating of men will come in handy. They need to take seven and they might take yours. I’m a comfortador also. The gentlemen are coming by. If you say ‘adorabubble,’ I’m leaving. From beneath you, it devours. You will keep a civil tongue in this house or we’ll put your tongue in a stew. Planet’s coming up a mite fast. You’re gonna die screaming but you won’t be heard. Better to cut you down to size, grandma.
What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again? She’s a truck-driving magic mama! See if you were really a witch, you’d do a spell to escape. Everybody started singing and dancing. Yes, I’d forgotten you’re moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Like, is the hippo going,’Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!’ Easy as really difficult pie.
Woman, you are completely off your nut. Anya! How is your money? Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers.
Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes. Planet’s coming up a mite fast. Spike follows the exciting smell of blood and we follow the fairly ripe smell of Spike.
Military people don’t make out with science people. I mean, officially I deplore violence, but that was totally worth the loss of karma points! You sanguine about the kind of reception we’re apt to receive on an Alliance ship, Cap’n? So we’ll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden.
I figure, if I’m responsible for the end of the world, I get to name it. I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like, and Blockbuster. You’re gonna die screaming but you won’t be heard. We’re outlaws with hearts of gold. Any self-respecting demon should be living in a pit of filth or a nice crypt. My egg is Jewish.
Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It’s a toss-up. Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Special isn’t always a good thing here, Boyd. So we’ll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden. Better to cut you down to size, grandma. I told him that I loved him, I kissed him, and I killed him.
Love keeps her in the air when she ought to fall down. Basically, this is what some of your more famous serial killers’ brains look like. Special isn’t always a good thing here, Boyd. You’ll prove I can trust you when the day comes that you have to kill me. And you do. The brain is kept in a fear-induced, adrenaline-fueled overdrive state, like a problem you can’t solve. And now the one person who should be here is gone, and a waste like you gets to live. I gave birth to a pterodactyl. Battle wounds are nothing new to me, preacher. It’s my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sommbitch or another.
Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse. The brain is kept in a fear-induced, adrenaline-fueled overdrive state, like a problem you can’t solve. Why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us? I, Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, but not to obey you, of course, because that’s anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?