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Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety-pound girl, ’cause I don’t think that’s ever getting old. Big damn heroes, sir. Oh my god you will never believe what happened at school today. It’s funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to. Welcome to the nancy tribe. If you say ‘adorabubble,’ I’m leaving.
Risk the pain, it is your nature. With any luck, he’ll poke the wrong one and end up in an alternative dimension inhabited by a fifty-foot Giles that squishes annoying teeny pirates. All monkeys are French. You didn’t know that? Everybody started singing and dancing. In my world, we have people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.
Winning over your enemy, the one person guaranteed to reject everything you are, that’s real love. But I haven’t spent any money! I was all… dead and frugal. You can’t open the book of my life and jump in the middle. They are come to the killing floor. I figure, if I’m responsible for the end of the world, I get to name it. Okay, uh, I’m lost. I’m angry. And I’m armed. Basically, this is what some of your more famous serial killers’ brains look like. Say, aren’t you leaving a hole in the middle of some soggy group hug? How did your brain even learn human speech? I’m just so curious. You’ll fight, and you’ll shag, and you’ll hate each other ’til it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends.
I figure, if I’m responsible for the end of the world, I get to name it. The living legend needs eggs! Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. It’s like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog. Passion rules us all. We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.
The only time you were ever at peace in your whole life was when you were dead. Time for some thrilling heroics. Ain’t it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny? When I kiss you, you don’t wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after. I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.
She is the slayer. I wanna hurt you, but I can’t resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body! It’s like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog.
Apocalypse, we’ve all been there; the same old trips, why should we care? Looking in windows, knocking on doors. I am never gonna see a merman, ever. I’ve got four brothers, none of them Democrats. So we’ll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden. What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us? Stay away from hyena people, or any loser athletes, or if you see anyone who’s invisible.
You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, ‘Hey, kids, where’s the cool parties this weekend?’ Better to cut you down to size, grandma.
I don’t want to use the word genius, but I’d be ok if you wanted to. We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker! You’d best make peace with your dear and fluffy Lord. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I heart my porn, but this is cool! Your futures are murky; you’d do well to heed my…I’m still on speakerphone, aren’t I? We’re outlaws with hearts of gold. Instead you go all Dumbledore on me.
I mean, officially I deplore violence, but that was totally worth the loss of karma points! Uh, hey, I got a idea. Instead of us hanging around playing art critic ’til I get pinched by the man, how’s about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work, and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day. How’s that? No, a bad day is when someone’s yellin’ spooks the cattle. You sanguine about the kind of reception we’re apt to receive on an Alliance ship, Cap’n?